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+1 (888) 389-8504Step into a world of relaxation at Who’d A Thought It, a delightful 4-star retreat nestled just 3.1mi from the bustling heart of Lenham, United Kingdom. Located on Headcorn Road in Grafty Green, this cozy hotel offers a perfect blend of modern comforts and countryside charm. With prices starting at just $82, you can indulge in a tranquil escape while enjoying the serene beauty of the Garden of England.


1 Queen Size Bed
690 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
540 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
This room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colors set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall. Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water. The bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49-inch TV with full Sky package and high-speed WiFi.
1 Queen Size Bed
345 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
Our Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colors. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A 55-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom features a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Prepare to unwind in style with an array of fantastic amenities designed to pamper adults looking for a getaway. Imagine yourself lounging under the sun on the spacious terrace, or perhaps enjoying a rejuvenating soak in the spa tub. For those who love staying connected, the free Wi-Fi and streaming service options (hello, Netflix!) will keep you entertained. Sleep like royalty in the extra-long beds, or take a leisurely stroll through the beautiful garden with a picnic area to enjoy your favorite snacks under the sun.


You won’t go hungry here, thanks to the in-house restaurant that beckons with delicious breakfast options to jumpstart your day. With glowing reviews from 299 satisfied guests, Who’d A Thought It promises a memorable stay filled with comfort and charm. After a long day of exploring, retire to your non-smoking room, complete with free toiletries and air conditioning, ensuring your stay is as delightful as can be!


As you indulge in the sumptuous offerings at Who’d A Thought It, make sure to take full advantage of the culinary delights served at the on-site Brasserie Restaurant. Picture a romantic evening where you can savor exquisite British cuisine, crafted with the freshest ingredients and bursting with local flavors. Whether you're treating yourself to a full English breakfast that will fuel your adventures or unwinding with a delightful dinner paired with some fine wine, this cozy eatery promises to elevate your dining experience into something truly special.



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